If I was going to start a cover band, it would probably be for the Dandy Warhols. They crack me up. Here is the song "Bohemian Like You." After watching the video you can watch the full "uncensored" version, but that version has some nudity, so it's probably not safe for work, and I won't link to it so you don't "accidentally" click on it. Anyway, here are some of the lyrics:
So what do you do?
Oh yeah I wait tables too.
No I haven't heard your band,
Cause you guys are pretty new.
But if you dig on Vegan food,
Well come over to my work,
I'll have them cook you something that you'll really love,
Cause I like you,
Yeah I like you,
And I'm feeling so Bohemian like you.